World Wrestling Entertainment

April 2, 2005

We arrived at Staples Center 2 hours early.  but it was fun to walk around the arena and then we watched some of the stars come into the arena.  We saw Miss Jakie running into the arena.  Then RVD drove up.  He posed for us giving us the thumbs R. V. D.  Teddy Long came out on the phone.  I heard him go, "hold on, i'm outside..." and puts the phone down and goes, "Can I get a HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA?" and the crowd responded.  Nunzio also came out and waved to the crowd.  Then Booker T came out to see R V D's car.  but that was all I saw.  Lots of limos came through.

We went in and sat down at our seats.  The preshow had a promo of the history of Wrestlemania, which was enjoyed.  then  Tazz and Michel Cole come out.  Then the Spanish announce team came out.  Followed by Eric Bishoff and the Raw Team.  Then Teddy Long and the Smackdown team.  The fink announced  it as a Battle Royal.

RAW VS SMACKDOWN!
BATTLE ROYAL

Raw:

Simon Dean, Snitsky, Hurricane, Chris Masters, Rhyno, Regal, Tajiri, Sylvain Granier, Robert Conway, Rosey, Viscera, Val Venis, Tyson Tomko, Maven

Smackdown:

Booker T, Heidenrich, Orlando Jordon, Doug Bashem, Danny Bashem, Paul London, Spike Dudley, Nunzio, Funaki, Mark Jindrak, Luther Reigns, Scottie 2 Hottie, Hardcore Holly, Charlie Haas, Akio

It was really hard to tell what was going on because they were all wearing shirts representing their brand.  But I think Master threw the most out and posed.  Heidenrich got a mask from Hurricane before smacking Hurricane.  Jindrak nailed his left punch. but in the end it was Viscera and Masters vs Booker T.  Booker T was able to duck and pull the rope as Viscera charged and fell over the rope. then threw Masters out and celebrated.

Wrestlemania begins with a Commercial.  from Gladiator.  But the man turns out to be Stone Cold Steve Austin. as the Gladiator!  Good commercial.  but weren't they all?

Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio

Gurerro comes out first in a low rider.  Rey Mysterio runs out to his normal pyro, but no jump platform.  It was a good match and a good start to Wrestlemania. 
Winner: Rey Mysterio via Pin

JBL and the Cabinet run into Triple H and Ric Flair

This was a funny segment where the two champions face off with each other.  but Flair steals it by giving Orlando Jordon a "WHOOO" before leaving.

Money in the Bank
Ladder Match

Jericho - Benoit - Christian - Edge - Benjamin - Kane

Kane's interence was cool with ladders going on fire.  All the stars run down the aisle and start to brawl.  Eventually they get back to the ring and Benjamin goes flying over the ropes.  Then Kane climbs the turnbuckle and jumps into the group of wrestlers.  The ladders come into the play.  Benjamin used a ladder to climb and jump over a second ladder for a clothesline.  Kane worked over Benoit's arm injuring it.  Edge eventually reaches up and grabs the Briefcase, winning the Match

Winner: Edge

Excited about Wrestlemania

Eugene comes out and is wow'ed by being at Wrestlemania.  However he is rudely interrupted by Muhammad Hussen and Divari.  Muhammad rambles about being left out of Wrestlemania even though he is undefeated.  He wants to make his own "Wrestlemania Moment" and punches out Eugene.  They beat him up until the appearence of HULK HOGAN.  Hogan comes down and gets beat down, but stands up and beats the daylight out of Hussan and Divari, he throws them both out of the ring.  He poses down for the crowd.

The druids begin walking out through fog and myst.  We know its time for:

Legend vs Legend Killer
Undertaker vs Randy Orton

A good match between the Undertaker and Randy Orton.  Undertaker did alot of old school moves including a dragon Sleeper.  Cowboy Bob Orton came out too with the cast on and nailed the Undertaker.  Undertaker went for the choke slam and it was reversed into an R K O.  Orton decides to put the undertaker into the Tombstone.  but Undertaker reverses it and puts orton into the tombstone.  For the win.

Winner: Undertaker via TOMBSTONE.

Women's Championship
Christy Hemme vs Trish Stratus

I never saw so many people leave when they found out what the match was.  All of the sudden there was so much activity of people leaving for the bathroom and food.  Wow... well what can I say I wasn't looking forward to this match either...
Winner: Trish via Kick to head

Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle

probably the best match of the night.  The crowd rooted for both sides.  Lots of good moves and athletics.  Both guys got airborne, with Michaels' elbow and Angle's moonsault.  Angle finally slaps on the Ankle lock for the 4th time. and Michaels withstood for a long time.  minutes.  but finally had to tap out.  Standing Ovation for both men.
Winner: Kurt Angle via Ankle Lock

Piper's Pit, with Stone Cold Steve Austin

Piper arrives with a great ovation.  He questions who is the baddest man in the world.  so he calls out STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.  they slap each other around and bad mouth each other.  Piper makes fun of the "what" chant.  But then Carlito comes out and bad mouths both men as being past their time.  But piper grabs Carlito's apple and spits it on Carlito.  Carlito attacks Piper, but Austin grabs Carlito and STUNNER!  He celebrates with Piper with a few beers before STUNNER on piper.  Piper still got a rousing applaud when he left.

Setup for the Sumo Match
Big Show vs Akibono

I admit I got up and left to buy my niece a little Wrestlemania bear.  I do know it took longer to take down and put up the ropes than it did the match.  Oh yeak Akibono won.

WWE Championship
JBL vs John CENA

JBL's limo arrives and the JBL money falls from the rafters.  He comes out celebrating his greatness.  But when John Cena's new music hits, the crowd goes nuts!  John Cena definately has the crowd behind him.  Too bad we can't say the same about hte match.  The match was one of the shortest and disappointing matches because oft he shortness. It was all JBL.  Then Cena comes back with some moves before hitting the FU and winning.  It was so fast I didn't even get a picture.
Winner and NEW WWE Champion: John Cena

Hall of Fame Inductees 2005

Nikoli Volkoff - Iron Sheik - Paul Orndorff - Cowboy Bob Orton
Jimmy Hart - Rowdy Roddy Piper - Hulk Hogan

World Championship
Triple H vs Batista

Motor head is set up and plays the intro song to the Game.  Triple H comes out and walks to the ring. soon to be followed by Ric Flair.  Then Batista comes out to a huge ovation.  They face off.  Then try to overpower each other with moves.  But Triple H gains the advantage with Ric Flair.  Batista does a sick catapult into the ringpost.  Triple H tries to hit the pedigree, but batista powers out of it.  He hits the Batista Bomb and pins for the win.  Batista was overwhelmed with emotions, down on his knees for a long time and he could barely get up on the ring corner.  He walks out the new World Champion.