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“I’d rob a bank or some [expletive deleted].”
The problem is Melvin would run into the bank, trip and fall and end up getting
tangled in the stanchion. Then the stanchion would take his back and force him to
tap.
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JunFan777-
“I went to the places where that stanchion wants to go, and that stanchion wasn’t
even there!”
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“The UFC told me the stanchion is on vacation - but I’ll be ready when it comes
back.”
(Melvin said: I wanted to fight Roger Huerta, but they said he’s on vacation right
now.)
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Hey Performify- whats your odds pick for this stanchion/guillard matchup?
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Stanchion by guillotine, Rd.1
-P
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Gimme 20 on the bank stanchion… I think I’m gonna double my money!!! I might send
my profits to Melvin so he can put it towards another 8 ball…
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“The stanchion rubbed its shiny gold balls on my head! I’m gonna kill it!”
(Melvin said, "He put his nuts on the back of my head. When I catch him, I’m
going to kick him in his [expletive deleted] nuts."
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Joe Rogan: “The thing to realize about Stanch is that he throws shots from really
weird angles”.
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Joe Rogan: “Stanch is a cardio machine. This is unbelievable!”
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I hear Stanch is a Red Belt in Jitsu.
(but if he submits Melvin it doesn’t count as a loss, because Stanch is just being
a little bitch who can’t stand with him).
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Goldberg: Joe, do you think Stanchion will try and take this to ground and use his
excellent blue rope skills?
Rogan: He has a RED rope.
Goldberg (oblivious): Mmm hmm, yep. Right on.
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Can’t believe how many different angles this meaningless story has taken LOL
Hey Junkie when will we see a thread confirming Guillard vs. Stanchion for the next
Fight Night? I keep checking the categories on the right side of the page to see
if any news has been filed under “Bank Stanchion” yet
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***UPDATE**** Bank Stanchion has been scratched from an upcoming fight with Melvin
Guillard and has been replaced by Chain Link Fence, MMAJunkie.com (www.MMAJunkie.com)
has learned.
Stanchion suffered a serious injury when a theater patron tripped over his red velvet
rope, resulting in a torn interior cable. Stanchion will undergo emergency sewing
and stapling later this week.
“That stringy bitch was scared,” Guillard explained when reached for comment.
(Touch of gloves: StanchionJunkie.com)
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Goldberg: Stanch really put the move on Guillard there didn’t he Joe? What was that
a bank roll?
Joe Rogan: I don’t know, it looked more to me like Guillard tripped into that (interrupted)
- OH NO STANCH SLAPPED THE REAR NAKED Choke… its over, its over, Melvin tapped…
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“***UPDATE**** Bank Stanchion has been scratched from an upcoming fight with Melvin
Guillard and has been replaced by Chain Link Fence, MMAJunkie.com (www.MMAJunkie.com)
has learned.”
If Dana expects me to pay PPV prices for that headliner he’s smoking crack. That
is CLEARLY a fight that should be on Spike for free. Oh well, I guess I’ll just
have to watch this one at the bar.
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Chain link fence will actually prove to be a very tough test for Guillard! I’m not
surprised that it took the fight on such short notice, it owns a prior victory against
Guillard when he failed to climb it while running from the cops
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 Tale of the tape:
Stanchion
Weight: 50 lbs. (or 3.1 stone for a UK fight)
Height: 3′2″
Age: 3
Country of origin: Taiwan
Strengths:
Long Reach
Velvety Grip
Adjustable Aluminum Base
Naturally Aggressive
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#191 - Thanks man haha, Guillard later tried to downplay the loss by calling chain
link fence a bitch for not wanting to stand with him.
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This just goes to show how much of a joke Guillard is lol. Maybe he’ll retire in
humilation after all these posts. Nightmares about bank ropes.
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All you haters will see when I KO Stanchion. He knows he can’t hang with me!
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I go away for a few hours and you guys are doing a marathon blog!
Junkie: Let’s get about 1000 Rich Clementi masks and walk around New Orleans looking
for the Melvin! When we see him we’ll yell “You couldn’t
handle Bank Stanchion and you can’t handle me!
Bank submits The Melvin with a Mongolian backscratcher clinch in the 2nd round.
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current bodog line @
Stanchion -1100
Guillard +850
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Post Fight interview-
Joe Rogan- Going into this fight, there was a lot of bad blood and trash talking.
Was that for real Stanch?
Bank Stanchion- Oh it s for real Joe. Hey Mel, work on your Jits Bitch… haha… wooo!!!!
(Ruckus ensues… Melvin being heard and contained in the background)
Joe Rogan- Talk us through this replay Stanch
Bank Stanchion- Well as you can see, I’ve got position. I knew if I swung my rope
into the back of his head that it would really piss him off and make him lose his
focus. It worked and he made a move at me, tripped over my rope and landed right
into my guillotine choke. Yeeuh!!
Joe Rogan- Now Stanch, it looked like you held that choke a little bit too long,
even when the ref signaled to you that Melvin was tapping. Was that intentional?
Bank Stanchion- It’s a war in there Joe. Did I want Melvin to know that I had him?
Did I want him to squirm a bit longer in that choke? You damn right I did. Noones
scared of you Melvin! Oh and all that talk about seeing me on the street, bring
it chump. I’ll choke you again, like Ike did Tina…
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“Stanchion with the rear naked choke! that guy is my hero!”
- Joe Rogan
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I don’t know who I’m picking as I hear chain-link fence has nearly as many holes
in his game as Melvin.
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Joe Rogan: “Big John is likely to take a point away if Melvin keeps grabbing that
pen with the security chain to keep himself standing.”
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“Too all you bitches…thith ith how ah feel… ya feel me. itth on now, all you’ll
come to Mardi Gras, kick all your atheth (assuming youre stand up only). I put my
ballth on yo neck!!!! Bring that Stanchion bitch too, ill thow you all how we do
it New Orleanth sthyle. Itsth war!!!!”
Melvin "winning" the war
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All you haters I’ll kill you all!
Don’t mess with me I’m really undefeated in MMA.
Whoever this Stanchion is, I’m calling him out. I’ll fight him in the Octagon, in
my back yard, or in the street.
It s like I tell everybody and I m going to keep saying it when I see him again,
I m going to fight him again.
When I get ready to go home for Mardi Gras, he just knows not to be seen. I went
home for New Year s and the places he wants to go, he wasn t even there. He knew
I was going to be there looking for him. He never showed up anywhere. As long as
he keeps hiding from me, running from me, I m winning the war every day.
Stanchion, lets get it on! Just let me know at least a week in advance so I know
I can piss clean.
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i mean seriously..here in Louisiana all we try to do is get rid of the stupid stereotype
that we are all drunks and retards……well thanks alot Melvin for making us look uneducated,
drug heads,and thugs.
p.s. i hope one day i see him walking around my town so i can ask him about his
arch rival bank Stanchion ,and how he plans to counter his great takedowns
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Stanchion says:
January 9th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Bring it on Melvin!! I have never been outclassed and will never tap to you!!! You’ll
never beat me worse than my Mama!!!
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